“THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone
The day we met you were sitting alone outside a restaurant and I decided to sit with you (because I couldn’t just ignore someone like you), then someone walked by and knocked over your drink and it fell onto your lap. It was embarrassing and you got over it but I’ll remember it forever. “Oh god it’s so cold!” “Is that fruit punch mixed with sprite? Oh wow! I do the same thing to my drink!”
Later on, when you asked me to take care of your jean jacket for you, I said yes and slept in it for days, and it was beautiful but you got over it and I’ll remember it forever. “Is it okay if I sleep in your jacket?” “That was the point, silly.”
When you decided that it would be better if we didn’t talk anymore, it was terrifying but you got over it and I’ll remember it forever. “Can you at least stay up with me until I fall asleep?” “No, it’s better if I don’t, we can talk in a few months.”
It’s been 8 months
but you got over it (and I’ll remember it forever)”
"i am not at all physically attracted to you"
is an absolutely valid reason to not want to date someone.
People had the nerve to call me shallow for this.
By the way, it’s also totally cool to turn someone down without explaining your reasons. You are not interested, no will suffice. Do not feel pressured to explain your decisions to someone else.
if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
"Who’s flat now?"
whos flat now
This makes me feel better
if you started talking to me I would forgive you in an instant and I hate myself for that